The Shape of Things to Come

David Cavena13 Dec, 2021 5 Min Read
Alok Sharma: the face of the New World Order.

Our rulers have recently completed another greendoggle on foreign shores, flying in on their private jets to congratulate one another on their plans to deprive us of liberty and property; life, too, if they’re all up for it. How much easier it would be for them if we all just died.

The primary job of any politician is communication. Communications nowadays are instantaneous and global. No reason exists for this gathering to disgorge thousand of metric tons of GHG to gather to communicate about excess GHG. If our entire $20 trillion economy can work from home and on video-calls for well over a year, these few penny-ante taxpayer-and-corruption-funded millionaires can, too.

If they must get together, if drinking maskless and telling happy lies and sitting around watching the same old PowerPoint presentations they heard last year and the year before (which can be emailed to them) are critical to their well-being, well – again, as comms are global (and if they absolutely refuse to videoconference) they can take the train, or a ship and then a train, all of which emit less GHG per passenger than Gulfstreams and Lears and Cessnas and 85-car motorcades. The longer they are in-transit, the less harm they are to the productive middle classes. If they want to extend these ridiculous and childish meets to 24 x 7 x 365, who are we to complain? As long as they are out of our hair and pocketbooks.

Look who's here.

If Congress wanted to pass a useful bill and work seriously on revitalizing friendships with our European “allies,” and do the world a favor, they could strip the citizenship from Uncle Joe while he’s gone, sell Air Force-1 to the French in exchange for screwing them on the Aussie sub deal, and purchase an abandoned castle somewhere in the U.K. for President Brandon to live out his daze.

But – they seem to think they know best, so let’s take a brief look at some of the scare stories in the media being drummed-up by our betters, and the reality behind them. After all, if we’re going to have our liberty and property taken-away extra-judicially, it’s a good idea to understand the problems causing our unprecedented loss of freedom by those who would rule us without our permission. Normally when people are asked to sacrifice, there’s a good reason for them to comply. Invasion, Global War, stuff like that. So let’s take a quick look at some of the things for which our sacrifice (is it a “sacrifice” when it’s not voluntary?) is demanded.

  • Yahoo says that Tuvalu is “sinking beneath rising seas.” Incorrect – actual data show Tuvalu is growing.
  • A “doctor” has diagnosed a patient suffering from “climate change.” Seriously. While weather affects some people, climate isn’t weather.
  • Google “News” is “reporting” that “Global Warming is Stealing the American Experience.” Climate change; not BLM, Antifa, CRT, the AFT, CDC, NIH and the no-longer-Democratic Party? Meanwhile, global temperatures have remained flat for decades.
  • Google “News” is “reporting” that Western Democracies are driving global warming. In the event anyone thought Google did “news” or even paid attention to the issues, here you go. The “Western democracies” are cutting their emissions broadly and deeply. America, for example, has cut faster than “required” by the absurd “Paris” non-treaty. The Chinese, however, are not only not cutting, but are building coal plants as fast as they can, while consuming 54 percent of global coal. The Western democracies are reducing GHG output and the Eastern dictatorships are not.

    Germany: too much coal, not enough windmills.

  • The Roanoke Times “reports” that flooding in Virginia Beach is caused by… climate change. No. Sea levels in Virginia Beach are not rising at unusual, abnormal or accelerated rates since your grandfather bought his first Suburban.
  • Oh – and the Paper of Record, the Grey Lady herself, “reports” that “It’s too late to save Polar Bears.” Newsflash: Polar bear population has been rising for decades. Polar bear population in mid-20C: 5,000; 2015: 26,000; today: 30,000. (Maybe they’re using Common Core “math”?)

Arguably the biggest problem of Baby Boomers in government (other than they’re not retiring and just going away to prattle amongst themselves and stop damaging the rest of us) is that they have this childish idea that nothing changes – ever. That everything has been the way it has been over their pampered, safe, wealthy lives enriched by the Industrial Revolution they now demand to reverse;  that the world they see through Disney’s lens is the real world. For the rest of us to listen to them is absurd. Seas rise, mountains slump and volcanoes volcano.

Here in the real world, actual data show none of the “ills” with which our betters were entertaining one another in vodka-fueled stories around the Glasgow campfire at COP26. The Lancet, in fact, (via the WSJ) a journal the elite rely on when it tells stories they like, reports that, no, we’re not all going to die from the heat in 12 years.

The Lancet published what is arguably the largest study ever to examine excess mortality associated with temperature. The study’s authors, 68 scientists representing universities and research institutes in 33 countries spanning all regions of the world, came to two clear conclusions: cold temperatures contribute to far more deaths each year than warmer temperatures, and deaths associated with extreme temperatures, hot or cold, are declining. Referencing data on more than 130 million deaths from 43 countries, located in five continents they found that 5,083,173 deaths were associated with non-optimal temperatures per year, with most of these excess deaths tied to cold temperatures.

Maybe our betters are complaining that we aren’t dying fast enough? Perhaps we’re reading the entire global warming fantasy incorrectly and they want us to get colder so we can die more quickly?

Who needs heat?

It’s also what those searching for extra-terrestrial life are saying by looking for an off-world home that is five degrees C warmer than earth for optimal conditions for human life. And, of course, all food plants thrive at warmer temperatures and increased CO2, thus allowing the poor to be fed. I guess the elites don’t really care about the poor.

I’m with 'em – let’s find a warmer place and ship Davos Man there. Better for them. Better for us. Less hot air, too.

David Cavena is a native southern Californian exfiltrated to Arizona. An IT professional for 40 years, he has pushed cows in California, dudes and horses in Wyoming, and programmers in Los Angeles and Phoenix. An avid outdoorsman – skier, backpacker, water skier and scuba diver – David writes from Arizona.


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One comment on “The Shape of Things to Come”

  1. Climate stasis is the big myth, there is no evidence of climate stasis on a global scale over an appropriate timescale, none. Change is constant.

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