Enemies of the People: Harry and Meghan

A Royal With Some Sense

In response to the death of Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, The Global Warming Policy Forum reposted a piece from a few years ago by the (now deceased) British climate skeptic Christopher Booker, entitled "The time Prince Philip wrote to me in praise of my views on global warming."

Written on the occasion of the prince's retirement from public life in 2017, Booker mentioned that he'd been very touched to receive a "long, thoughtful and sympathetic letter" from Philip after the publication of his best-selling book The Real Global Warming Disaster: Is the Obsession with 'Climate Change' Turning Out to Be the Most Costly Scientific Blunder in History? The prince had wanted to correct one minor error in the book which pertained to himself;

I had said he was still a supporter of the World Wildlife Fund, which he co-founded in 1961. In fact, he said, he had withdrawn from the WWF after it switched from its original focus on saving endangered species to relentless campaigning against global warming.

Booker didn't spell out Philip's position on global warming any further than that -- to do so would likely have been to betray a confidence -- but that anecdote, along with a few others (several obituaries have mentioned his recently describing the wind farms popping up all over England as “disgraceful” and “absolutely useless”) paint a pretty clear picture.

Unfortunately, Prince Philp's progeny don't seem to have inherited his good sense. The green enthusiasms of the Prince of Wales are well known. Booker even mentioned that Charles was rather disturbed by his "views on global warming," and that he'd been immediately cut from the heir apparent's Christmas Card list after the publication of his book. We've previously had occasion to comment on the vacuity of Prince Charles's younger son, Harry, and his American bride, la Markle. And his elder son, William, is in on the act as well, recently tacitly endorsing Klaus Schwab’s Great Reset in a recent speech, saying:

All of us, across all sectors of society, and in every corner of the globe must come together to fundamentally reset our relationship with nature and our trajectory as a species.

This generation of royals are clearly grasping at celebrity, which is why they've embraced the self-righteous environmentalism so common among the glitterati. What they seem to have missed is that celebrity and royalty are diametrically opposed concepts, the one obsessed with self-assertion, with proclaiming "my truth," and the other  concerned with duty, honor, and self-abnegation. You don't have to be a monarchist -- I am not -- to appreciate that Philip was a man who embodied these latter qualities.

Britain would be better off if his children and grandchildren took after him.

Empty the Head that Forswears the Crown

Earlier this year Prince Harry, like so many frustrated young men before him, left home and ran off to California with a pretty girl in the hope of hitting it big and changing the world. Of course, being royalty, he didn't move to Haight-Ashbury to start a mediocre folk group and get stoned at anti-war protests. Instead, he and Meghan moved into a $14.7M mansion in Beverly Hills, signed a mega-deal with Netflix, endorsed Joe Biden, and became environmentalists.

Still, like the folkies, Harry has felt it necessary to inflict his faux-poetic thoughts on the rest of us.  Here he is speaking at an event for WaterBear, a new subscription service for environmentalist documentaries:

Every single raindrop that falls from the sky relieves the parched ground. What if every single one of us was a raindrop, and if every single one of us cared?

Far out, man. You can almost hear this being sung by Scott McKenzie or the Mamas and the Papas. No word on whether he thinks the universe might be just a single atom in the finger nail of some enormous being. Of course, to change the world you have to tackle the tough issues of the day, and Harry didn't disappoint on that score. He made it a point to tie the ongoing pandemic to the environment, saying:

[I]t’s almost as though Mother Nature has sent us to our rooms for bad behavior to really take a moment and think about what we’ve done.... We take so much from her and we rarely give a lot back.

But, as Joanna Williams points out in the Spectator, we really shouldn't laugh. For all of his vapidity, Harry is clearly making a play for increased cultural cachet, and he's doing so by parroting  the sentiments of our cultural elite. These are all common views among our beneficent rulers.

Consider another of the prince's insights: "But the moment you become a father, everything really does change... you start to realize, well, what is the point in bringing a new person into this world when they get to your age and it’s on fire?" This is a perfect encapsulation of elite climate hysteria, and it is becoming increasingly normalized.

Williams discusses the fact that this image of the world burning irresponsibly encourages eco-anxiety, a growing problem for both adults and children, many of whom have been psychologically harmed by the propaganda, as Greta Thunberg apparently was after watching a (now-debunked) David Attenborough film.

But there's also Harry and Meghan's longstanding vow to have no more than two children, for environmental reasons. Their public declaration is clearly meant to influence the choices of regular people, making them feel that it would be irresponsible to have more (or any) children, despite the fact that our country has below-replacement birthrates and Americans already have fewer children than we claim to want. Who are these people to say your dream of being a parent is irresponsible?

Talk about privilege.

Diary of an Acclimatised Beauty: Pitching

I’m still in half-open London as opposed to half-open Los Angeles as the WHO is now telling us lockdown is just plain stupid. Of course this much I always knew even when they were pretending otherwise. I’ve tried to take the British approach of keep calm and carry on but one can justify coping when it's an actual war as opposed to… well, just plain stupid. 

Every so often, I’ve been popping round to the shoe repair to pick up things I dropped off pre-Covid, but every time it’s the same story: shop closed, no explanation. I’ve knocked, I’ve slipped notes under the door, and I’ve even pressed my face against the glass to look for any signs of movement (or my shoes for that matter)—but nothing.

Then today, at long last… a change. The shop is closed up,  lock stock and two empty barrels—just a phone wire coming out of the wall and some scraps on the floor. So long to my strappy summer sandals and the green crocodile loafers I expected to take me well into my thirties. It’s also sayonara to all the shoes daddy dropped off for Judith. She won't be happy and I’m going to have to hear about all of her vintage Raynes and Ferragamos that would have “always fit since she never gains weight” and how she isn’t “hard” on her shoes as apparently I am. Yes, just another way I’ll never live up to mummy’s ideal but now she can eat all the pork pies she wishes because those shoes are never coming back.

If I return empty handed-they are bound to ask, so as a decoy I’ll ring up Gail’s Bakery for cakes and seeded crackers and perhaps no one will notice. I know they are only shoes but Judith will be insufferable. Better break it to her after a cocktail. Or after I’ve gone back to California.

As soon as I returned to the house in St John’s Wood, my phone rang so I just motioned to the bag, placed it in the kitchen, and headed up to my childhood room. I wasn’t sure I recognised the number but it got me out of danger and so I answered it. Turns out it was Francesca from Tatler. Eek! Perhaps I’d been a bit too liberal with the criticism in my own beauty blog but honestly… how many months are they going to keep running non-stories and recycled yarns under the excuse of Covid? Can they really not write from home? I’m managing with a staff of one.

Managing with a staff of one.

Apparently she hadn’t read it because she was going on about how absolutely well they’ve been managing. I guess she thought no one noticed the combined two-month issue that was clearly just a way to avoid returning money to advertisers, or that the very next month every single piece had been what we now think of things they’d run 25 years ago. That’s a story?

Dumb question Jenny, it’s a whole monthly issue. The only other filler was shameless pandering to those who had written lifestyle books and whose agents were now only too happy to provide content—AND PICTURES! Hmm, I might have missed a play there but then I heard her say “story ideas” and I realised I hadn’t listened to a word she’d said.

Bloody hell! What did she want from me? Dressage? Covid's effect on the climate? That I could do but alas… what she wanted was an expat’s view when I interrupted -- 

“I’m not an expat—I travel! There’s a difference.”

“Yes of course but as you are living in California…” she droned on.

God she had some nerve! I am in London and have been in six places since February but sure… I’ll listen to what she has to say. Of course she wouldn’t dare call India an expat even though she’s living in the Bahamas where her children also live but then there really is no upside to labelling their in-house British darling an expat. And as I like India I kept quiet.

“So do you think you could give me two thousand words?” She meant two thousand words on anything with which they could use stock footage, but I didn’t say so.

“Yes, of course I’d love to, and…” (oh just ask!) “I’d like you to take two additional pieces.”

(Wow I said it!) Long silence on her end. “On what?” she asked dryly.


“It’s all advertising these days.”

“Climate change?”

“Definitely not.”

“Travel…? (Ugh!) “….from an EXPAT’S point of view?"

“That we can do.”

“Lovely." I lied.

OK, not exactly lovely but I got her to commit to three pieces and for that I was happy. And perhaps I could still find an environmental angle.

Managing with a staff of... oh, never mind.

The subject of my impression piece came easily: The Sussexes. And with them came the added bonus of being able to mention Meghan’s overwhelmingly hypocritical stance on environmental issues—all of which I’d been told to stay away from but one couldn’t ignore poll numbers, or the fact that just when the world was shutting down, they fled to California in a private jet.

It’s one thing to be photographed with the backdrop of Frogmore, or Balmoral, or even Buckingham Palace, which is the grandeur one both accepts and expects and which the British people must maintain.  But seeing an aerial view of their $15 million Mediterranean compound just looked a bit grabbing, and insensitive. And certainly left me cold.

No sooner did I send that off than I noticed two missed texts from Francesca asking how it was going—and Judith began tapping on my door and asking if she could have a word…

“Please, I can’t take it anymore.” I shouted. “Cinderella’s step sisters are stuffing their pudgy feet into your shoes as we speak!”

“What??” Judith asked.

“The shoes… your shoes… my shoes, ALL GONE! Another Covid tragedy—nothing I could do.”

Turns out all she was asking was if I wanted to join them for a curry later. Fat chance of that now. I said I’d have a look on eBay to see if our shoes had been listed. I knew it was a long shot but I’d once re-purchased a Lucky Brand Denim Jacket I'd left on an American Airlines plane in Miami. Yes some employee had stolen it and sold it back to me at half again the original price. The package was postmarked Dallas, Texas so clearly they had a whole scheme going.

Judith gave a blank stare and just then I knew Francesca was right: I’d become something else entirely. My seventeen-year-old self would have known nothing of such things. I wanted to shout out hey it’s not my faultthat everyone—yes even a nice British girl reaches breaking point, but I stopped myself and said:

“I think I’d like to go riding tomorrow.”

“Lovely” Judith replied.

Which proved Francesca had clearly been wrong about my having gone completely American. Even if I’d managed to get three pieces out of her.